Tower: "Clipper 2314, Do you have Charlie?"
Pilot: "Negative, we left him back at the hanger, Clipper 2314!"

Tower: "Clipper 2314, do you have Echo?"
Pilot: "Negative, recieving you loud and clear, Clipper 2314!"

Tower: "Clipper 2314, do you have Hotel?"
Pilot: "Negative, We are staying with friends, Clipper 2314!"

Tower: "Clipper 2314, do you have Juliet?"
Pilot: "Negative, and please don't say anything to my wife, Clipper 2314!"

Tower: "Clipper 2314, do you have Kilo?"
Pilot: "Negative, but I think there are a couple roaches in the ashtray, Clipper 2314!"

Tower: "Clipper 2314, do you have Mike?"
Pilot: "Negative, I have a push-to-talk button and a headset, Clipper 2314!"

Tower: "Clipper 2314, do you have Oscar?"
Pilot: "Negative, but I'm expecting a nomination this year, Clipper 2314!"

Tower: "Clipper 2314, do you have Papa?"
Pilot: "Negative, but I wrote him a letter last week, Clipper 2314!"

Tower: "Clipper 2314, do you have Romeo?"
Pilot: "Negative! Wherefore art thou Romeo, Clipper 2314?"

Tower: "Clipper 2314, do you have Uniform?"
Pilot: "Negative, just jeans and sweatshirt, Clipper 2314!"

Tower: "Clipper 2314, do you have Victor?"
Pilot: "Negative, Who is Victor, Clipper 2314?"

Tower: "Clipper 2314, do you have Xray?"
Pilot: "Negative, my doctor wants a CAT Scan, Clipper 2314!"

Tower: "Clipper 2314, do you have Whiskey?"
Pilot: "Negative, not in last 8 hours, am I not on assigned heading, Clipper 2314?"