Its a sunny day and a happy Italian man decides to launch his boat and go fishing for the day. Later that afternoon the poor fellows boat starts taking on water, with a sense of urgency he picks up the radio and makes contact with the coast guard.The conversation goes as follows.

Italian man : Mayaday Mayaday mya boata is sinking.

SAR : What is your position we will send help.

Italian man : Iam a out in the baya hurry ima a sinking !!

SAR : Dont worry we have located your position we are sending a Fokker Freindship for you.

Italian man   (SHOUTING ): I donta wont your a Fokker freind ship I want a fokker aeroplane !!